Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Happy Valley

When you have so much hair on your body its a {happy valley} to its less appealing daughter {happy trail}.

Guy 1: I dont have just a happy trail, its a happy valley
Guy 2: Dear God

by OG Beef log December 14, 2018

Happy

I'm so happy. I have two working arms, two working legs, a working brain, a loving family, amd i get to see the sun rise tomorrow.

Why wouldn't I be happy?

by ChefRamsey1029 April 30, 2024

Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 2, 2025

happiness

hypocritical kid ever to knowns, jk luv u lots um very popular girl. She will always loose in an argument but she is always cheerful. She will never get a man herselJKJKJKJKJKKJJ. But loves to help her friends in bad situations. She will always help her friends in every situations and will always be there for anyone eho cares for happiness.

happiness loves to care and be honest with others

by clarisyt <3 November 22, 2021

Happy

When you feel joy and excitement.

I have gotten full marks for the exam! I feel happy!

by lol ---- February 15, 2024

happy

The feeling you get when you're drunk, it's late at night and you listen to 'What A Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong

Jack: "Don't be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"

James: "You and I both know that the only thing that can make me happy right now is some good old Louis Armstrong"

by Short Stuff 420 March 15, 2020