Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.

"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim

by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014

Black hair phase

After a girl leaves her red hair phase it means she’s healed and can’t be fked with

“Aye bro don’t fw her, she in her black hair phase”

“That girl with black hair is a bitch!”

by Y2kare January 9, 2024

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers

Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?

by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN April 9, 2011