effort ghosting

When you're talking to someone and they aren't putting effort into talking to you
"Dude why tf are you effort ghosting me?"
by liiza February 22, 2023
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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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Ghosting

According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.
Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!
by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023
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Hawaiian Ghost

A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.
I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.
by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017
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Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.
Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.
by Winc12345 June 1, 2019
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ghost happy syndrome

Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.
Kristina suffers from ghost happy syndrome. I suggest you stay away from her.
by mrbuggy April 2, 2022
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Ghost Shark

When a older worker is assumed to target younger coworkers romantically.
Oh the manager? He’s a total ghost shark, steer clear of him.
by Armay January 14, 2025
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