Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!

I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!

by scrale May 2, 2014

starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

fart nugget

a surprising little poop that slips out when pushing a fart too hard! HAHA!

oh look karen,a fart nugget!

by kennedy hay January 23, 2019

fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

fart net

when you fart while walking in a line and someone walks by and gets caught in your fart net, and they stop because of the stench.

john was walking down the hall while farting. then his friend walked by right into the fart net.

by TDowns123 September 25, 2010

Bum fart

After anal penetration instead of a fanny fart.

It was so embarrassing, I did a bum fart and shat splattered shit all over the walls.

by Davetheoapiac. March 27, 2017

tub fart

A tub fart is a total joke of a person too stupid to ever take seriously that deserves to be mocked and put in their place.

A real stink of a person, a total fucking idiot, a moron, a twonk

"Did you hear what Tomi Lahren said today?"
"No way I don't waste my time with that tub fart"

by Cascadian_Underground April 3, 2019