Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.

That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Dock Duck

A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".

That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"

by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021

Duck trump

A mother fucking ass go fuck yourseflf dumbasses that like trump duck

Duck Trump a big massive bitch of a hoe

by Nightmare wolf January 16, 2021

Duck

The autocorrect for dick

Bro she said she would suck my duck

by Shlatt2020 January 18, 2021

Fumb duck

When you sing all the instruments in a song, while throwing your hair in a swirlie.

Hey, remember Step Back in Time?
Oh yeah, didn't we--
What did we do?
Oh yeah, we Fumb Ducked!
Like all the time.
Every night.
Damn, we were loud.

by DJ Poinapple January 18, 2021

Poron's Duck

From poron: in social media, a Post-and-Run Moron who insincerely makes a moronic social media post, often claiming expertise they do not have, for attention with no intention to respond; + Duck here being a contraction indicating Dunning Kruger syndrome (a type of cognitive bias in which the person believes that they are experts in a topic in which they in fact know almost nothing. Essentially, a social media poster without the insight or knowledge needed to recognize their own incompetence, posting ludicrous claims to seek attention and responses.

You have posted a moronic proposition in a subject of which you know nothing, just to seek attention. You are just a Poron's Duck.

by Son of Boiledvark January 23, 2021

Nibbled by ducks

When you’re is slowly chipping away at your manhood until you’re a shell of a road runnerbowner

My wife won’t ever let up so I’m slowly wasting away like being nibbled by ducks

by Irlshamrock February 2, 2021