On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it
(Please do not try this)
(Please do not try this)
by Dickisucki July 21, 2024
Get the Dance with a gator daymug. by Topshiver April 14, 2021
Get the Dancing Shivmug. by Billy bob Thornton April 6, 2017
Get the Free dancemug. When you have poop rubbed all over your body, have on your head, and in your hands. Then moving the arms up and down in a robotic form whilst squating
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
Get the Poopy dancemug. when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
Get the Monkey dance in a barrelmug. person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
Get the dance monkeymug. When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
Get the Dancingmug.