crayontrum 

Crayontrum - n.
When a Creative at an advertising agency throws a temper tantrum about a concept. A combination of the word crayon (a term often used to describe a Creative), and tantrum.

The Creative Director threw a crayontrum when the client asked for design changes he didn't want to make.

crayontrum by MassProduced May 2, 2011

CrayHAM 

Crazy Hard as a Motherfucker.

I just went CrayHAM on that bitch.

CrayHAM by martin3eh November 14, 2011

crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

crayon level by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

craygur 

A crazy girl.

or the state of being a crazy girl.

I thought she was totally normal, but became a total craygur after we started dating.

Don't talk with her, she's craygur.

craygur by the class clown April 8, 2013

Crayola blind 

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

Crayola blind by SoBoard September 11, 2013

crayola queen 

Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'

Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!

crayola queen by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 14, 2013

craynade

Noun: A cray cray (crazy) AND volatile person who will cause substantial collateral damage when they go off - a crazy-grenade.

Variation: A craynade with the pin out.

Dude 1: Ol' loony Pauley just rolled up in here.
Dude 2: That guy's a craynade - let's get out of here before someone pulls his pin and the shrapnel starts flying.

craynade by EvilBastid November 16, 2013