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creeper cat

A handular motion made when in the midst of a creepy moment by placing your hands to both sides of your face, palms outward, and back of thumbs against your cheeks. (representing the whiskers of the creeper cat)
"So Coach, are you going to the movies this weekend? Because if you are, i'm working Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. So that way if you do..(creepy pause)..i won't miss you."

"Is she slowly continuing to move closer to Coach? whoaa, time for the creeper cat."

"Keep a 5 foot distance at all times; creeper rule"
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Skinless Cat

Someone who gets mad when they're spoken to rudely, but when they do it.. they don't see why the other person should be mad.

It's basically, someone who is one-sided about getting angry.
Tiger Woods' audience are full of such skinless cats.
by inlovewithajerk May 2, 2010
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Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.
"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."
by D. Gould November 5, 2006
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shot the cat

A fart so loud a deadly, you must down your pants or lifting the bed sheets to let it escape. Not doing so will result in your pants or bed heating so hot you will die from heat stroke.
"lucky i shot the cat this morning, or i would still be peeling the sheets of the roof"
by joypad570 January 12, 2008
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Schmucky the Cat

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.
Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
by Gammastar April 30, 2008
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Meer Cat

The name of the posture taken on by you or a friend when trying to check out a girl. You stretch your neck and keep your back straight and look each way until you see her. Thus taking the posture of a Meer Cat
Dude, Meer Cat that bitch in jack in the box, SHES FUCKIN HOT
by noleybear January 20, 2009
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Cat Law

The practice of claiming ownership over an item by urinating on it.
"That used to be my sports bag, but Chris pissed on it - we follow 'Cat Law' in this house.."
by Superfrosty August 12, 2012
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