Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 27, 2023
Get the Eva and Christian mug.Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began spending most of their time together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn't always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
by Chazard04 December 29, 2023
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Get the super fundamentalist Christian church mug.When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
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Get the First-World Christianity mug.Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the They STOLE Christianity, guys! mug.Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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