Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.

When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.

by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011

Bread Box

Slang for "yeast infection".

I haven't had sex with my girl in over a week. She has a wicked case of bread box.

by ibs2pid March 12, 2014

Box Bagger

a lame local band that no one wants to sit through to watch, usually played at the beginning of a show so that no one has to sit through the stupidness of the lame band's music.

"Man, that band was a box bagger, I hope I never have to see them again."

by Boss Bear & Co. October 9, 2008

Box Jattack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

He Box Jattack 'er pillow last night

by pythonum March 14, 2022

Munch Box

The best bakery in Hollywood available for delivery only!

Munch Box is truly a box worth munching!

by MUNCHBOXDESSERTS January 26, 2022

box rail

Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch.

That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing box rails with three strippers.

by melted1 December 14, 2007

girlfriend in a box

Refers to a secret online relationship that someone has with a girl on a social networking site(like Facebook) Usually the guy has many girls that he converses with and likes to be "officially" single but enjoys the conversation with a 1 or a few special girls. The girlfriend in a box is kept entertained by long and frequent conversations in a chat box forum while the others are openly flirtting on the Home page and wall of the guy.

In real Life: it refers to a girlfriend that a guy keeps as a convienence. when he is too busy; he likes to think he can just put her away in the closet like a toy in a box and take her out when he is bored or has nothing better to do.

Him: "Baby Girl, U know I love you. No 1 owns me until I say so. U C my status right? single. It don't have to be complicated. we R good here in the chat."

Her: "I guess i'll be your girlfriend in a box until U say we are going public"

by Tonak's plaything December 16, 2012