April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

April 1st

Guajito's Fucked Up Day.

On April 1st, Guajito fucked a hoe, then he left her and now she chases him for his PC.
(Big big error)

Suport him on Twitch, use to get drunk and cry while play Dark Souls.

www.twitch.tv/guajesalvaje

by Guajito May 4, 2019

April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023

april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

April 14th

Grab a girls ass this holiday is where you grab someone ass who u sit next too

April 14th -Grab a girls ass that u sit by alot

Meaning u take your hand and put it on the ass and squeeze it

by Mr.goodguys April 13, 2022

April 4

National cuddle with/hug your girlfriend day :)

Shrek: It's april 4 🫂💕
Fiona:YAY

by Cherrylemondrink April 3, 2022

April 16

When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born

Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass

Dumb blonde: fuck you.

by Coochie mans stepsister October 31, 2020