apple bees mr brad

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 18, 2025

apple

why are you looking up apple in the urban dictionary?

you should know what an apple is.

by EpicCatz November 1, 2025

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless

The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks

by ElliottLava November 12, 2025

Apple Snobs

Apple Snobs: Primarily associated with Generation Z, these individuals flaunt the latest, most expensive Apple phones as a social status symbol. While the term mainly targets younger generations, it can also apply to older ones like Generation X. Often, these Apple Snobs live at home, have no driving license, rarely travel abroad for holidays, and have limited financial means. They often look down on those who are less materialistic, who are content with simple, budget-friendly phones, even if those individuals have more wealth than them, like nice cars or homes.

Lee: Frank, remember that young lad at work who was all high and mighty last week? Walking around with his new Apple phone like he was the king of the world?"

Frank: I remember! He was looking down on me for using my Motorola.

Lee: He went to London, got apple picked last weekend, came back, tail between his legs.

Frank: LOL. How the worm turns,

Lee: LOL. There amusing these apple snobs bruv.

by Jamie Cheese November 22, 2025

Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.

Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.

by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025