cincinnati ass slap

When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.

The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.

by HistoryMaster April 25, 2017

English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.

Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap

by Wes1591 August 13, 2012

Slap titty tuesday

Its where boys go up to girls and smack them in the boob.

A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*

by good tea and facts July 11, 2019

russian slap dance

when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.

"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"

by Hysterical January 11, 2005

slap your plastics

A phrase that is said to whomever is dating an annoying super model to shut her fake-ass up.

Bitch, slap your plastics.

by Ct Tambo January 20, 2007

slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

Slap n' Laugh

- to casually go up to a random person and slap them, then to accuse them of something completely ridiculous and later laugh hysterically by yourself like a psycho

- also known as slauphs

" I just accused a guy of impregnating me, in front of his girlfriend! Ahhh... I love slap n' laughs!"

by Blehck! July 20, 2009