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serial douche bag

a person that is a complete fuck up and always does douche bag things to his friends and people that care about him. hes a serial douche becuz no matter how much he pisses people off he keeps doin the same things over and over again until he finally burns bridges and has no real friends.
woow my cheating ex is such a serial douche bag, i heard hes in jail for the 6th time this year.

i heard john bailed on his gf again what a serial douche bag
by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011
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Capt. Douche bag

someone who says they're a secret agent but really isn't. A wanna be James bond who really is gay....
I was a secret agent in Miami..Dude you really are not or are just capt. douche bag
by mrs douche bag July 20, 2010
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Douche Bag Syndrome

Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?

Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?

Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010
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el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.
"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"
by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004
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douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room
that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!
by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
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3 button douche

a person who does not button the top 2 buttons of there shirt to show there chest hair.
Dave is such a 3 button douche,nobody wants to look at his chest pubes!

Don Johnson
by StickySteve23 June 28, 2010
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Female objectifying douche

A male asshole who treats women as an object for their own enjoyment.
He is such a female objectifying douche, just look how he used her.
by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022
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