Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it

“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”

by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018

meteor on crack

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

"Meteor on Crack!"

by swaggistsociety August 8, 2024

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.

Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!

by Tayy9x June 21, 2022

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

cracked

something cracked

he is cracked in the game

by linares September 8, 2025