The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
Get the Happy endingmug. by Shellysworld December 21, 2023
Get the Happy Hollerdazemug. Happy, a person who can never find a defenitons of their name because its rare. They are very nice and only sometimes smell like stinky old sock. They may sometimes randomly moan but thats normal. A proud member of LINDA. They can barely spell but will still correct you and will act like a high and mighty mf. Has a good taste is socks though. (Also very sreccsi)
by Hazelmyfav August 29, 2021
Get the Happymug. happy smiley: 🇪🇦ARRIBA ESPAÑAAAAA🇪🇦🐂🇪🇦🇪🇦🐂🇪🇦🥘👑SPAIN MENTIONED🇪🇦🇪🇦🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥💖🇪🇦PLVS VLTRA⚠️🇪🇦🇪🇦🥘🐂🇪🇦🎸🎸🇪🇦🔝🔛🔝🔛🥵🐂🇪🇦😈🤑🌹💥👑👑🐂💃🗣️🇪🇦VAMOOOS🇪🇦ESPAÑAAAAAA😈🔥🥘🪭🪭🔛🔝🇪🇦🇪🇦🪭🪭🥘🐂🌹😘💃💃❤️VAMOOOS🇪🇦ESPAÑAAAAAA⚠️🐂❤️ 🔥⚠️🤑🌹🔛🔝🇪🇦👑🪭🇪🇦HISPANIA REGIT🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🥘ARRIBA ESPAÑAAAAA🇪🇦🪭🪭🇪🇦👑🇪🇦🇪🇦👑👑🇪🇦👑🇪🇦🎸🎸🐂🥘🇪🇦VIVA EL REY FELIPE VI🇪🇦🇪🇦🥘🇪🇦VIVA ESPAÑA VIVA EL REY VIVA EL ORDEN Y LA LEY🇪🇦🪭🥘🇪🇦PLVS VLTRAAAA🇪🇦🇪🇦🐂🗣️🪭💃⚠️👑⚠️🔥🪭🐂🔥⚠️❤️ 🔥😈🌹👑😈🥘😘😈🐂🌹❤️ 🔥💥👑❤️ 🔥VIVA EL REYYY💥🇪🇦ESPAÑAAAA🥵🐂🥘🤑⚠️PLVS VLTRA😘💥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥👑💥🪭🤑⚠️🤑😈🌹👑💥🇪🇦ARRIBA ESPAÑAAAA🇪🇦🎸🪭🎸🇪🇦🤑🥵🐂😘😈🔥🥘💥❤️ 🔥🗣️🐂🇪🇦🤑😈👑😘😘🐂💖🔝🔝🇪🇦🇪🇦SPAIN MENTIONED🔛🔝🪭🇪🇦🇪🇦👑 HISPANIA REGIT MAREEE🇪🇦🇪🇦🪭🪭🇪🇦🇪🇦🐂🇪🇦PLVS VLTRA🇪🇦🇪🇦👑🇪🇦
by happysmiley August 5, 2024
Get the happy smileymug. A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: “This area could really use a wine and cheese store”
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
Ernie: “Great idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
Get the Happy meal handshakemug. Happiness is a great, Happy, energetic, kind, smart name you wish you had a name like that it's a unique name he can roast people sometimes. He will always be your shoulder to cry on. Happiness.
by ItsUrBoiHappiness November 22, 2018
Get the Happinessmug. September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.
by D0lless September 2, 2021
Get the Happy tall daymug.