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fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.
There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.
by dog's beast March 22, 2017
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Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.
I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
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Porn

Porn it’s like sex but better
Me and Brit had porn last night but it was better then sex it was Juicy juicy
by Ttheboy November 12, 2019
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Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction
I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023
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Porn

Fun fun for all genders but the real stuffs better
Gonna git laid gonna git laid. Aw man she dident show up I guess I got to go watch porn
by Pussy salary July 2, 2019
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Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.
Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.
by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025
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