No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010

Picture Me Rollin

When Somebody Hates/Nags/Talks Down On You And You Know Your Gonna Be Better Than They Are In The Future You Say... Picture Me Rollin

Hater #1:Man Your Nothin Your Wack Son
Hater #2: Your Gonna Fail All Your Life
You: Ay You Know What? Picture Me Rollin!

by ztikS March 9, 2008

Fuck me daddy

Words that mean to fuck the life out of her , slap her and make her tits and ass jiggle , choke her with your big long dick , cum all over her so she can lick it of her nice juicy pussy.

Women:‘Oh,oh,FUCK ME DADDY,oh yes’
Guy: ‘suck my big dick and get the cum off of it for me’
Women: ‘happily’

*chokes one his dick*

by Awsomesex June 19, 2019

Fuck me daddy

when your shoving your big dick down that thick womans pussy and she screams (uhh yeah daddy thats it harder ,fuck me daddy yes omg please. then you cum inside her

We had a ball last nigh all she said wasfuck me daddy

by big hip know it all December 11, 2019

Ask About Me

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.

Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"

by pologuy June 30, 2009

dont come at me, but...

something you say when u know you about to say something controversial and people are gonna get triggered (doesn't work that well)

Hater: dont come at me, but... tom holland aint that cute
tom holland superfan: *punches Hater*

by random user tee hee March 7, 2019

...look at me now!

at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.

cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!

student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!

by takemeaway_09 June 19, 2011