Bingle special

A sexual act in which a girl squats over a man and takes his penis and plays with it on her vagina

Yo Toby I got the craziest bingle special from Dylan the other day

by Renoldsmith November 25, 2021

three special letters

A euphemistic way to refer to the phrase kys (meaning "kill yourself").

Also seen as "three letters"

Alice: (@Carol) Bob was spamming the three special letters in chat.
Carol: *bans Bob*

by iliketoshitmypants69 July 19, 2023

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

hitlers special

When you take a jew into a shower and start choking them with your dick.

Ya man, when I learned she was a jew I got her into my shower an gave her the hitlers special.

by Kinflir January 26, 2017

special

she special!

she really thinks she special!

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

special goodnight

When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.

"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"

by Mikey Spikey October 19, 2017