Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

by Mbop May 9, 2023

bull rider

a stupid, yet brave individual the risks their life for rodeo fans entertainment!

rodeo fan: “wow look at that bull rider! i can’t wait for a wreck”

by lady bull rider June 15, 2023

Going Riverdale

When a show starts really strong then goes completely off the rails. Season one was great but the rest were really bad.

True blood is one of my favorite shows but it went Riverdale in the last two seasons. I hate when shows start going Riverdale!

by SassyP69 July 7, 2023

High Riser

a wealthy, famous, or high-profile woman with no children

I'm only looking to date high risers, man. A big bank and no kids to slow us down.
They try to throw shade on her but Chelsea Handler says, Fuck yall, I'm living the high riser life.
It's like Oprah started a trend. Now, even young ones like Miley Cyrus and AOC are committed high risers

by RR Hood July 15, 2023

Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.

People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.

by RR Hood July 17, 2023

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023