Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application

"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"

by Mr. Mean November 26, 2008

Top-Hate

verb;
The highest form of hatred. Surpasses abhor.

Wow, because of you, I now have Hepatitis C, chlamydia, pubic lice, AND late-stage syphilis. I totally top-hate you right now.

by Devon Fisher December 12, 2006

Back door to top floor

This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.

That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.

by Verlhum October 25, 2020

I'm on yo top

It means to roast a nigga lmao.

Ugly ahh lil boy i'm on yo top jit

by Whats it to yuh January 22, 2022

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 27, 2020

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT June 17, 2017

Top Props

The highest recognition a person can receive for their actions and accomplishments.

1. Jake was totally the top props man of Oakridge High: he could get Annie Meyers, the most picky yet hottest girl in school, to go crazy about him.
2. Alyssa Young became the top props entertainer in her circle of friends: she could sing, dance, play the guitar, was an excellent bartender, a great poker player, and the smoothest card mechanic
the world had ever seen.
3. Even though the bastard is crazy, I give Michael Murdock top props. He could seriously sell me an imaginary friend and I would buy it. He's that great of a speaker.

by solitude92 March 23, 2009