National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National Anna Banana day

It’s Anna’s birthday today so it’s obviously all about Anna day <3333

Person 1: it’s October 12th
Person 2: No you mean it’s National Anna Banana day

by Carmen<3 October 12, 2021

National hug a boy day

Girls go out there and hug a boy. They deserve it.✨

It’s national hug a boy day so hug a boy girls

by h@ydëñ October 19, 2019

National fuck TYRESE Day

May 4 just cuzzzzzzx

Who tryna fuck TYRESE on National fuck TYRESE DAY?

by Yuuhnj oh g May 4, 2019

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 May 27, 2018