dunder mufflin 

to use an oragami paper dick on someone

Guy 1: hey i saw mitch yesterday
Guy 2: o, you mean michelle?
Guy 1:yea...she wanted me to fuck her, but when i went down on her i saw a lot of zits n shit...mighta had herpes
Guy 2: so whatd u do? u couldnt of hit it?!?!
Guy 1: no i didnt....i dunder mufflined that slut!!
Guy 2: nice....

dunder mufflin by pooponanigguh October 17, 2007

muffinman

trip hop

yo i got my muffin man records

muffinman by michael April 20, 2003

muffing out 

somting my boyiend does well

muffing out by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

muffincheeks 

A man with furry cheeks, either facial or gluteal.

(1) "Wow, Bob, nice beard! Who knew you could be such a muffincheeks?"

(2) "Dude, did you see Bob in the shower? What a muffincheeks!"

muffincheeks by Muffinpuffin February 12, 2008

cummy muffins 

accidentally mistaken for cum uppins. this word really has no meaning, its just funny as hell. but it is kind of like just desserts.

You'll get your just desserts.
or
you'll get your cummy muffins.

cummy muffins by trashcollector June 11, 2006

cotton head niggy muffins 

When a black person rather plump has white hair.

you look at that cotton head niggy muffins over there.

cotton head niggy muffins by niggleupinthisbiggle March 5, 2019

muffitis 

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

muffitis by Jason March 27, 2005