car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.

"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."

by LouieFerook April 2, 2016

Car

to have sexual intercourse

we had car under the tree as the children raped us

by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022

Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

BENJrOVGanBJraSTASS'S ganBJraSTERiders in fast cars

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasteriders in fast cars 🚗 😎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader March 10th 19eightynine.

I am name after BENJROVGANBJRASTASS'S GANBJRASTERIDERS IN FAST CARS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 1, 2024

car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS

A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND

by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023

car

A small, furry, carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species of the family Felidae and is often kept as a house pet.

Sometimes when I met my car he starts purring.

My car is hungry. Honey, grab the Fancy Feast!

I hate cars. Dogs are so much better.

by shnar-bar the cookie jar May 31, 2024