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Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.
by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
mugGet the Moneymug.

Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money
I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese
by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010
mugGet the Money-e-cheesemug.

Young Money

Great hip hop group who influenced so much rappers these days. Includes Lil Wayne, the GOAT of 2000s rap, Drake, and Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Plus, other great rappers like Tyga, Young Thug, Cory Gunz, and Jay Sean.
Fool: Bro. Lil Yachty IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!

Me: No, Lil Yachty is crap, Lil Wayne is who you're looking for.

Fool: Who?

Me: Don't you who know Young Money is? Do you live under a rock?
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 21, 2022
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Pug Money

Noun: An amount of money that a poor person views as being a lot when most people generally would not.
I'm working Overtime tonight at my minimum wage job; hoping to bring home that pug money.
by Tbag Moneybaggins April 24, 2020
mugGet the Pug Moneymug.

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
mugGet the Money Kidmug.

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Moneymug.

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