Bum friend

A friend with benefits who solely has sex in the bum.

Gavin and Steph are not bum friends

by The Seal March 7, 2012

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012

michael's friend

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!

Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!

by Elliot LeBoeuf July 26, 2008

Friend Zone

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

N-Friend

The name a white person uses when he or she is referring to an African American who which they have a close friendship.

The only way you can call a black man or woman the N word is if you have earned their respect, so to avoid ever using the word I just refer to Tyree as my N-Friend

by NickyLags February 3, 2012

Fake Friend

Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.

Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday

by SidneyB. March 4, 2018

Sugar Friend

A simp or friend that is so desperate to be with u that will pay u a lot of money, drive u & take u shopping & usually there’s no sexual relationship & is completely asexual.

There she goes with her sugar friends taking her shopping again.

by Vianni La Performer July 16, 2021