dick-slap

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

by banjo November 4, 2004

baby dick

A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.

The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"

by GarethB July 16, 2008

chicks with dicks

The word says it all. Females with cocks. They could have both reproductive organs (see hermaphrodite) or they could just look like a chick and really be a dude.

"Wow, that chick looks to hot to be true."
"Yeah, she's probably got a dick."

by Erwin May 29, 2004

dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.

I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)

by Kwelobus December 24, 2003

Dick Cheney

Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus Dick, which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including;

-Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's)

-General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media"

-A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism.

-Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).

"Go Fuck Yourself"
-Dick Cheney

by wilbur January 15, 2005

SUCK DICK

Its when you suck on a males penis. Give him fellatio. Yum Yum. Its great to suck dicks. Its the art of fellatio.

vitale sucks mike's dick for a living. What a poor ass loser. If he knew better he would be suckin the big guys. Must need the foodstamps this year. He suck dick now.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009