side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 08, 2021

Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 09, 2022

Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).

Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.

by AnelBead June 03, 2024

Costume Boner

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.

Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.

by Masked-Guardian February 12, 2013