Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. (^ω^)
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Michael Magz

This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
Watch out for John, he can be a real Michael Magz sometimes, turning on his friends without warning
by Inini February 27, 2024
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Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny
Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!
by david123-123 September 20, 2021
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Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends
"Michael claro is gay"
by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021
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Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.
Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.
by Michael Triggered March 16, 2018
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