The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars

That guy is a total Chris Parkinson

by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018

CHRIS MOODY

best person ever. all that is needed to say

i love chris moody

by chris moody lover November 6, 2021

Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

Chris

A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...

Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today

by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019

chris

big headed freak

he a chris

by Lilsmok2019 July 26, 2023

chris airiesh

He's the type of guy who you wanna be with. He's fun, handsome, family oriented, loving, gentleman and know's how to respect. Also an amazing singer, and dancer at the same time. A positive minded person, with a lots of vision of success.

He's Chris Airiesh, he's my type of guy.

by your luna, baby. July 18, 2022