Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 3, 2017

Chewy top

A good ass blow job

Ayo that bitch gave me some chewy top

by Bonody March 8, 2023

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020

on top

When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.

"Damn, how did you know that. You're always too on top !"

by Gorgophone June 30, 2023

Pop-top

A can in witch you stick you erected penis inside of

Aye man would you like to stick you penis in my pop-top

by Add me on Snapchat @cason_332 October 17, 2019

Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones

“Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”

by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021