Tug of war

Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.
My friends and I love to play tug of war together.
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Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.
I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887
by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022
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Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.
tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"
by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022
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Diss War

A diss war (most of the time for fun) is where a few rappers make disses against each other and people usually pick sides on who made the better diss and who’s winning, etc. Like if you and your friend rap and you want to do a diss war for fun then you diss each other until the result happens.
yo bro wanna have a diss war?
by dumbnigga23 December 4, 2023
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Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.
Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.
by Muhammad John October 12, 2017
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want no war

you don't want no war with us
by bball9395692 February 20, 2017
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