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The Leaf Joke 

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".
The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!
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The Brow Job 

when the dick is placed between the eyebrows and the owner of the eyebrows move the eyebrows.
Oh my God Christaina! I just gave that guy The Brow Job!
The Brow Job by WarMachine May 21, 2015
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The dirty jap 

The act of pleasuring oneself to a point of near climax then having sex and immediately blowing your load like an atomic bomb.
That Asian man just used the dirty jap on Katherine.
The dirty jap by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017

Spiking the Tip Jar 

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"
Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!
Spiking the Tip Jar by Crolojoe August 5, 2011

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.
Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

the Rob Janob 

when a male like the butthole of another male
i was awstruck when you rob janobed me
the Rob Janob by vinny c August 3, 2003

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

Television show (Oct '94 - Nov '99) based on the mythical character Hercules Son of Zeus. Best to be seen while consuming massive ammounts of Marijuana, for the cinematography and tranquile music make for a most comfortable high, the story line is also easy to follow. The comedic aspect of the show also makes for a good laugh.
"Watching 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' is such an intricate part of my smoking ritual..."

"Stop talking and pass the blunt."