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tar pigs

A traffic officer that monitors speed on the roads and gives you tickets
by Dr True Love September 30, 2022
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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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pig

One who indulges in a particular habit or habits excessively, whether by the frequency, or how often, they engage in particular activities, or, if the opportunity to engage in those activities are often unavailable, by indulgence in that habit’s most extreme forms.
“I’ve mostly had great experiences with law enforcement, but the ones who abuse their authority are absolute pigs”
“Eating takes my mind off of the stress, but I’m always so busy, so if I manage to find time for food, I always just hit a buffet and pig out!”
“I love to be dominated, abused and taken control of by my master. If he tells me to bend over, “yes, daddy”- give me your money, “yes, daddy”. I’m such a pig slut for a man that takes what he wants from me.
by anonymous January 11, 2021
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Pig in a cow

It is a food which consists of a sausage wrapped in pastrami and is a great midnight snack. Pig in a cow is an amazing food.
I’m really hungry so i’m gonna have the best food in the world, pig in a cow.
by potatosyummy437 March 17, 2021
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Sea pig

Naval slang for a member of Shore Patrol, the Navy's military police that looks for sailors / marines to burn every time a ship pulls into port. Universally hated by all members of the service.

Can be found roaming around town doing bitch shit like writing people up for underage drinking or not having appropriate attire. Usually, sea pigs are unintelligent, arrogant and extremely aggressive individuals.

Sea pigs can be uniformed or in plainclothes, and usually patrol bars, brothels and other nefarious haunts that are popular among sailors. Easily avoided by steering clear of any of the aforementioned locales and putting as much distance between yourself and the ship on liberty.
"Bro, those two guys in civies following us were definitely sea pigs."
"You sure they weren't just locals?"
"I'm pretty sure Japanese locals don't sport white skin and Oakleys."

"Did you see what happened last night? HT1 got drunk again and got into a fight with the locals. Shore Patrol showed up, heard it took 8 sea pigs to get him cuffed."
by BiggerGorilla125 August 9, 2020
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Pig

A mammal who snorts and is just a nuisance.
Pigs have started many viruses across the years, like perhaps the swine flu, which originated from a pig
A pig is a desolate and feeble creature whom gets eaten by a fox.
Tasty as bacon perhaps.
' YUMM, SOME PIG!'
by thesynonymwhoeats April 26, 2023
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Dirty pig roast

by Jbird20 February 20, 2021
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