Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.

"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

by The Cancerous Goose May 5, 2015

Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

penis lord of scum

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.

1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)

by Messenger Puppet June 21, 2004

penis in the castle

A penis that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the vaginas in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. The first such penis appeared in Britain in 1543, when the great King Asshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the Penis, instead of his son, the Taint. The penis then successfully fought off the French army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.

All bow before the great penis in the castle.

by George Swealey March 19, 2008

penis people

people who have penises everywhere growing on there body

look at that guy he has penises all over him and so does his wife, there penis people

by K.A.L.E June 23, 2011

penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks

dude today in lunch i got a penis pop

by spying cow October 18, 2006

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006