Spongebob Square Pants

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!

by 006ice May 13, 2020

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 05, 2009

Travel Pants

A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !

Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on

by The Purple Helmet May 05, 2022

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

pants dropper

someone who sleeps around

you’re such a pants dropper

by Mimicking mother (EA) April 06, 2024

Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.

Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023