king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

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Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

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Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

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Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen

have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!

by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021

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Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

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