by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021
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Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker
by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021
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The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
Get the the water that hardens the egg softens the potato mug.a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them
Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.
by Imsosohungry April 6, 2021
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You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
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