national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

by Benny19 May 25, 2018

National Stop Living Day

On April 18th anyone that makes these and tries to celebrate them gets murdered, electrocuted or any other way for them to stop living.

Person 1: Happy National Nudes Day! Lemme see those titties!
*Person 1 dies instantly*
Person 2: National Stop Living Day is no joke...

by Autisticnigs06 May 27, 2018

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

National Lil Shorty Day

National Lil Shorty day is the day of Lil Shortys birth
March 31

Lil Shorty

Hey it snational lil shorty day

by Rman108hobbs February 2, 2020

national thank josh day

On April 4th, we will thank Josh's from around the world for all the rage they induce in our world.

Josh-Yes! It's April 4th!
Jason-Oh yeah! It's National Thank Josh Day! Thank you Josh!

by Dankboi999 April 3, 2020

national pink lungs day

4/21 is the day used to celebrate everyone who has pink lungs still. keep calm and breathe on!

“What’s National Pink Lungs Day and why are all these cool people celebrating it?”
“It’s a day for the people who have never smoked! That’s why you see cool people celebrating it”

by simp69421 April 20, 2020