mouth oatmeal

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

by Koister August 25, 2020

Volcano Mouth

The act of consuming a spicy food or liquid and then performing oral sex on another person.

He had to go to the emergency room for a mild burn after she gave him volcano mouth with hot sauce.

by FiftyShadesOfPink February 13, 2023

mouth banjo

When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”

“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”

by Hotdoghands October 27, 2021

Hottie Palin Mouth Crease

This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.

Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

Mouth Bling

Someone that has lots of gold dental work or tongue piercings.

" Lookit all the mouth bling. Better put on your flash glasses when he yawns".

by TBA December 1, 2006