eye-high 

eye high is basically the feeling you get when you are smoking a cigarette and the smoke burns your eye for max 5 seconds. The simple scientific explanation for it would be: when the smoke penetrates your cornea you get this instant burn. Which is mainly because your cornea is way too sensitive for the nicotine and could not handle the slight pain that causes your eye to get high, but only for a few seconds.

-dudeee something burns my eyeee!
-damn dude chill, you probably just got eye-high. It'll go away in a second

-oh yea you're right its gone now. That made me panic lol
-you're so dramatic omg

eye-high by melisabob24 December 7, 2022

One Eye High 

When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open

Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high

One Eye High by maxxxxxxx111 February 9, 2009

Franklin Central High School 

There is always something happening over at FCHS. The common sights are stoners stealing red plastic lunch trays, Antonio and his friend back at it again stealing a bathroom door from the women’s restroom, and the marching band kids literally sleeping in the Guard room or the band locker room with the instruments. Of all the things that happen at FC, there’s no doubt at least a third of it is related to drugs. One year a techie was hanging up rigging for the spring musical and almost fell to their death when the floor plating shifted leaving a hole in the skywalk. Less than half way into the year there have been 3 drug busts also someone was kicked off the bus and had the police called on them a few seasons ago for trying to bring a colour guard rifle on the bus. They were later almost tackled by the school police after driving to school because the bus refused to take them. Once me and a friend of mine may or may not have let a rabbit lose in the school and have yet to find it; however we have found a total of 7 mice in this year alone as well as 2 bats. Also there’s a blowjob hallway.

“Where are you getting all this piping hot tea sis?”
“Oh just the no sleep school known as Franklin Central High School.”

Franklin Central High School by phobetor._ September 30, 2018

Lake Fenton High School 

Home of the vape gods, suspensions left and right, full of rich white preppy kids driving their daddy’s cars. Everyone thinks they are hood. Freshman with higher body counts then seniors. And a kids who punch cops and get arrested.

“Lake Fenton High School Sucks”

Lake Fenton High School by TH3_CH3M1ST June 9, 2019

george jenkins high school 

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien

girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?

george jenkins high school by swel23 June 28, 2019

East Nicolaus High 

A school in the middle of nowhere populated by Mexicans, rednecks, and potheads. The only thing as common as vaping at this school is unexpected pregnancies.

My kid has a nicotine addiction because I sent him to East Nicolaus High.

East Nicolaus High by Ç—DÖG September 11, 2019

Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks [like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

Land o Lakes High school by lolhs victim November 8, 2019