A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
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-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011
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son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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Either tho this doesn't help you win against the elites, but you can still try to win as it's like a 95% chance you'll win with a hp of an egg as it doesn't take fall damage on grass.
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