go eat a bowl of trix

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

eat the chilli

Willing to eat one's ass, even though that person has recently made a bowel movement because you find them that attractive.

Bro 1: Bro, I just saw this smoking hot chick, she's so hot!
Bro 2: Yeah, but would you eat the chilli?

by Tony Rollin' January 10, 2018

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

Eating the puzzle

Being intellectually challenged.

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle

by HoloG January 3, 2020

Eat world

Orally pleasing the sex organ (penis or vagina) and the anus.

Bro, i eat world! Started kissing, then suckling her nipples, she pushed my head down to her pussy, and after eating that i finished sucking ass.

by RedRumer January 3, 2020

Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020