A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
Get the bachelor eating mug.by Everything2837 July 1, 2019
Get the eat mug.by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
Get the Eat the Beef mug.by Baltimoredude21 July 14, 2019
Get the Eating mug.by Walks232 July 24, 2019
Get the NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day mug.Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019
Get the You are what you eat mug.Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
by MeminDemon November 8, 2019
Get the Eat ass April mug.