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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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eat

When you insert food into your mouth to feed yourself so you don’t die
I just ate so much last night dude.

eat: Inserting food into your mouth
by Everything2837 July 1, 2019
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Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019
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Eating

by Baltimoredude21 July 14, 2019
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
by Walks232 July 24, 2019
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You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
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Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April
by MeminDemon November 8, 2019
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