Rain Cake

What happens to cake in the field when you forget to cover it up with cellophane.

Guy #1: "Hey Benji, what's in this one?!"
Guy #2: "Cake."
Guy #1: "No, no cake, it RAIN CAKE, you make RAIN CAKE!"

by birdistheword5 March 27, 2011

manda cakes

its what the combination of "manda kay hanks". which is what my girlfriends name will be when we get married

hey manda cakes ya wanna go to the movies

by corey January 5, 2005

Vampire fudge cake

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.

Reece: Have you started your period yet?

Abi: Yes. Why?

Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.

by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010

ice cream cake

when you blow it on her face

She let me give her an ice cream cake for my birthday

by jayfeather2 January 5, 2017

The yellow cake is a lie

A reference to the false justification for war against Iraq by the George W. Bush administration and to the famous line "the cake is a lie" from the video game, Portal.

Bush claimed that we needed to go to war, but the yellow cake is a lie.

by Axemantitan December 23, 2009

cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

cake eater

A person who does not partake in the ingestion of marijuana.
Not necessarily a bad thing of course.

"You smoke weed?"
"Nope"
"So you're a cake eater."

by Andre_ December 28, 2005