When a couple pre plans secret public sex by measuring the circumference of the man's penis and cuts a hole in a beach towel to be used as cover while fucking on the beach for pleasure without being seen by other people.
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by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
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A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.
Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.
by Califashorn February 24, 2025
Get the califashorn mug.A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.
Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.
by Califashorn February 24, 2025
Get the califashorn mug.A taco that’s stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. It’s a very popular dish with Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon for them to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have these available for some of their more regular “customers”.
Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from
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Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
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