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boner juice

Male enhancement in juice form. It consists of green beans and rooster ejaculate. Originally referenced on Saturday Night Live.
I start off every day by guzzling 32 oz. of boner juice.
by Trevorisclever May 31, 2016
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boner effect

When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on

Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016
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Boner

the best thing a woman/girl would want to see from there boy crush.
dude hey can you help me
girl: with what
dude:i need you to give my penis some good vibes.....i have a boner
girl:........ ok.......
by The Dirtyminedfangirl! May 1, 2019
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Boner

Boner is another term for "splinter" in alabama
"Diddly darn doo i got a boner from this wood/hard tree
by AlabamaBman112 June 3, 2019
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Boner

A curved stick with a string used to shoot arrows
John shot his boner
by ryand1xon June 25, 2019
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Boner alarm

when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
by hg520 September 27, 2019
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boertjie

Usually an Afrikaans speaking obese guy from South Africa or Namibia. Claims to be very religious but hates everyone that isn't white and Afrikaans. His Land Cruiser and Toyota Hilux is the two pillars of his life that keeps everything together. Uses the phrase, "women belong in the kitchen" a lot.

Boertjies think they are though and strong and usually pretends to be a farmer, but drives a 2x4 Hilux around the city and their pants are too tight.

A traditional boertjie outfit consists of: Vellies, leg warmers to keep the ticks away when they are shopping, a Boerboel short that is way to tight, any graphic T-Shirt and an oversized K-Way jacket.
Jenna: "Look at Johan, he drives a 2x4 Toyota and his pants are a few sizes to small."
Kate: "I know right, he is such a boertjie!"
Jenna: "Cringe"
Kate: "Cringe"
by Saffa for SA August 9, 2022
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