Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
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Boner moment

When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
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Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
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boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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