When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.
by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 03, 2016
boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 02, 2018
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
by BonerMomento December 13, 2017
When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018