Baby maker

(n) 1. A polite term for a male OR females reproductive organ.

2. Someone who has many, many children.

3. One who makes babies. (Often a prostitute)

(v) 4. The act of teabagging.

1. "Oh, you kicked him right in the baby maker!"

2. "Look at that baby maker over there. She's practically juggling those babies!"

3. "I'm going to head over the baby maker today to see what she has in stock. Do you need one while I'm there?"

4. "I can't believe he baby-makered my corpse!"

by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005

Baby's Breath

A sexual act which takes place during the door knocker. While the man is beatin' it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his balls are slapping on the girl's asshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his balls as they swing in the hot breeze. This is typically done as a signal that an orgasm is near, and expedites the process.

Man) "oooh, you like that?"
girl) "Aaah, knock on that door"
Man) "Oh God! Quick, give me the baby's breath!"
Girl) "Oh, OH, I'm cumming! Here it is! Hold On. Yes!"
{Fart}
Man) "Ah, yeah! {fart} it's like a kitten batting at my nuts!"
{Fart}
Man) "AH! Ah! ah...ah. Thanks for the baby's breath. I knew you'd enjoy the door knocker."
Girl) "Maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking."

by DaSkrete April 6, 2009

food baby

Over eating, the feeling of being too full

I ate so much dinner I got a food baby.

by dorkey January 24, 2004

April Baby

The coolest people ever are born in april. They are the smartest, hottest, funniest people in the whole world.

Dana, Brian, Sally, Connor, and Sara are all April Babies.

I'm an april baby

by onlyinyourdreamslol April 3, 2009

baby face

a wrestling term for a good guy or fan favourite.

Hulk Hogan was a well known Baby face in the 80's

by Wraith108 January 12, 2005

Baby Seal

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

by machine_fallen July 19, 2009

baby shower

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

As they left the baby shower with their wives, Scott and Dave were walking some kind of strange.

by Straight Dude June 27, 2006