First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

May 24

A god is born 🛐. Very attractive boy with black melanin loves his girlfriend so much and treats her so well. Very clingy. But the best thing is he has a big penis 😵 💫.

Person 1: I love people who’s born on may 24

by Bck Skd dkdle November 13, 2021

46 may

U really 🙄 it doesn’t exist

look it’s non existent 46 may

by kayplayzfan2020 November 24, 2020

Robinson's May

A department store providing known brand clothing, fregrance and fucking surveillance cameras.

"Nice going to get caught by undercover security Thien. Dumbass.."

by Idyllistic February 23, 2005

May 23

National Abbas Day.
This was a historical holiday, marked by the celebration of multitudes of people changing their instagram profile pictures to become: Abbas.

National Abbas Day can be celebrated by anyone, for any friend. Gather a group, find a target (friend) and all of you must change your profile pictures to a funny photo of them.

A day where we all unite as one regardless of past mistakes, differences, and all the sort. A day of fun, silliness, and appreciation.

Happy Abbas Day! Its May 23! We changed our PFPs to a picture of you looking silly!

by kirachuu May 23, 2025

May 26

If you are born on this day your literally the most talented person of your day and age. Your so rare; one of a kind.

Person A: Whe n is your birthday?

Person B: May 26th

Person: Wow it's a pleasure to meet you!

by 1234561154u November 22, 2021

Caoimhe May

Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.

She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.

"You remind me of Caoimhe May "

"My life is now complete "

"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"

by Scne November 22, 2021