greato potato

that's just greato potato
by jkentos March 02, 2009
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you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
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sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 29, 2017
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Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.
That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.
by Peepingkat April 27, 2024
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Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug
jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger
by February 25, 2021
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tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it
John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!
by Eieiooo5 April 26, 2017
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Potato Scallop

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter
My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...
by Zachory October 09, 2020
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potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.
Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.
by Yazza33 April 14, 2017
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