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Silent Potato

An Irish man that is silent and does not say anything.

A silent but potato smelling fart.

Someone that considers it a sin to not eat the potato skins
Kieran B. is a irishman that says nothing damn he must be a silent potato

You dont eat the skins ! Oh My god thats terrible, said Kieran B.
by Kiki's Bestfrend April 13, 2009
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Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.
by The ugly potato October 30, 2016
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baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.
Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.
by a l d u i n October 19, 2018
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
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Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021
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Fine!Potato

Rarest girl ever
She have 6+ bfs
And she like to using filters too
Omg Fine!Potato you're very amazing

(On sucking pp)
by Its ya boi May 17, 2020
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